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sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

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art-poop2013:

How much were the cameramen paid

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bratscad:

image

It begins.

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spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality)

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misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

Lol pudding

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